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I quote this ALL THE TIME.
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Post reblogged from I'm What Time and Consequence Have Made Me with 39,995 notes
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
Best dad ever :B
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Post reblogged from I'm What Time and Consequence Have Made Me with 5,703 notes
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
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Chat reblogged from I'm What Time and Consequence Have Made Me with 151,513 notes
- Attractive person: hey
- Me: who paid you
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Quote reblogged from Whole Sort of General Mish Mash with 36 notes
I only decide about my Universe. My Universe is what happens to my eyes and ears. Anything else is surmise and hearsay. For all I know, these people may not exist. You may not exist. I say what it occurs to me to say.
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
- Douglas Adams
Chat reblogged from Whole Sort of General Mish Mash with 54 notes
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: Er, man, like what's your name?
- Man (Ruler of the Universe): I don't know. Why, do you think I ought to have one? It seems odd to give a bundle of vague sensory perceptions a name.
Quote reblogged from The Death of Me with 44 notes
Look at it this way, fruit and berries on strange planets either make you live or make you die. Therefore the point at which to start toying with them is when you’re going to die if you don’t. That way you stay ahead. The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
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Quote reblogged from Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est with 10 notes
‘You wizards know about long words.’
Rincewind thought about long words. ‘Marmalade?’ he volunteered.
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People on the side of The People always ended up dissapointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.
As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up.
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