"So for my birthday a few of my friends surprised me and they came over and visited the set and they brought along with them 40 kazoos." [x]
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
I can’t stand this shit. I cannot fucking stand it.
For one thing, I am 99.9% sure that the rule right there applies to LaVeyan Satanism, which to my knowledge is an atheistic group/religion?. A-the-is-tic.
And for another thing, are you kidding? Are you fuuuucking kidding?
Jesus says avoid sexual immorality.
You know what’s pretty sexually immoral?
HE ALSO SAYS AVOID HURTING PEOPLE. TREAT PEOPLE WELL. PAUL CALLS OUT THE RAPE OF MALE PROSTITUTES AND YOUNG BOYS IN ROME AND SO ON.
JUST BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FIRST TEN RULES OF THE GAME DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T THERE.
Seriously please stop trying to be fucking edgy because it’s not cute. People of every religion do fucked up shit and any form of Satanism is no exception. Christians have done some DUMB AND AWFUL AS FUCK shit and they sTiLl Do (i dONT KNOW WHY) but that doesn’t mean Satanism is rainbows and flowers because they have their share of hefty shit too. Cut it out.
Let me make this simple:
- Most Muslims aren’t terrorists.
- Most Christians aren’t bigots.
Do I need to go on?
- Most cops aren’t corrupt
- Most white people aren’t racist
- Most Germans aren’t Nazi sympathizers
Don’t judge a group of people based on a loud minority.
Satanists actually do the whole sacrifice animals and young goats deal, they really do open their veins in an attempt to go through with their religion there was a case where a man killed his own mother as a sacrifice so yeah keep going HAIL SATAN or HAIL LUCIFER
like they said, it’s not cute or edgy because you guys are making light of something really disturbing
nowyoukno more about cats.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
Swampert and Samurott would totally hang out
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